so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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