Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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