idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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