I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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