I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
this boner is exhausting
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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