There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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