Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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