bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
