Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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