Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
