Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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