I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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