i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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