I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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