Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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