Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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