all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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