I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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