Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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