im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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