new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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