Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Shame - the story of my life.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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