I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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