I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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