Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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