if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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