I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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