At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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