After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Nicole vs. Life
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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