Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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