It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Randomize
