I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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