So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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