also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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