Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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