Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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