Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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