How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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