This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
that may or may not have been my penis.
The ass gains better be worth it
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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