Sry I called you an 8
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
