Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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