i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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