I wannas sexs uuuuu
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
