Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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