it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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