I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Let's get the cat blown out
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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