Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
There are leaves in my underwear?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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