I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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