My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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