so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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