But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
