Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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