yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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